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<\/font>Don\u2019t get me wrong. I love the option of getting in my car with no shoes on in my ratty clothes and picking up a prescription without getting out of my car. Not that I do that. Much. But <\/font>there are some drive-thru experiences that rival the 4th ring of Dante\u2019s Hell- it was THISCLOSE to being the 3rd, but Walmart is the gift that just keeps on giving.<\/p>\n

Granted, there times when the drive thru is awesome. Like when you\u2019re jonesing for some Starbucks and you haven\u2019t showered yet. Sure Starbucks never spells my name right, but they really have their drive-thru routine down. But given their very forgiving clientele and fast service – it’s actually faster to go in no matter what you’re sporting. <\/p>\n

Actuall<\/font>y, I should just be blaming the people IN the drive-thru line for being douches. <\/p>\n

Do NOT make 5 separate orders in at Taco Bell<\/b>. I don\u2019t care if you\u2019re picking up the lunch order for your co-workers and everyone wants something “special.” At that point, you just need to park it and cruise on in there\u2013 don\u2019t confuse the guy on the headset, he\u2019s wired for speed not crazy. Plus, this is Taco Bell, you can feed a family of 5 for $8\u2026I think you can put it all on one ticket. <\/p>\n

Get your money and go<\/b>. Seriously. At the drive up ATM there are only 5 choice -and one of those is getting stamps \u2013 so that doesn\u2019t count. Put your card in and then take the money out. It\u2019s so easy \u2026 why are you making this so hard? And now there\u2019s another car<\/font> behind me\u2026we\u2019re all just trapped here while try to remember if your PIN is your cat\u2019s birthday. <\/p>\n

And for the record, if it IS <\/b>your cat\u2019s birthday\u2026.that is just fucking sad. <\/font>

Picking up your meds should be easy and fast<\/b>. I don\u2019t know about you, but I always wait until the last possible second before reordering. So I am usually down to the wire <\/font>on getting my ‘scripts. And you never want to be one pill away from growing that third nipple (again). Nor do you want to be waiting for freaking<\/i>-ever at the CVS. If you got some chatting to do, take your butt INSIDE. Do not engage your pharmacist in some long drawn out conversation about the adverse effects of Alli (bright orange anal leakage, anyone?)<\/i> while you\u2019re chilling in your Camry. Drug deals are meant to be quick and dirty. Let\u2019s keep them that way.<\/p>\n

Speaking of fast, I think Starbucks just called out my drink, one Mocha Latte for a \u201cCharmin\u201d. Hey, it\u2019s squeezable soft, I can roll with that. <\/font><\/p>\n

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